Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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