The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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