I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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