Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
