okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You left your phone here
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