You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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