We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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