i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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