Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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