I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize