I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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