Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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