can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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