Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
