Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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