Soap is not a condiment
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
