Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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