Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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