Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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