But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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