Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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