Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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