he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm always down for nudity.
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