But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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