im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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