Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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