Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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