If i come over, it means nothing
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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