i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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