oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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