I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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