jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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