I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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