did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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