You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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