Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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