I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
so much tequila, so little girl.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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