You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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