..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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