do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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