hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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