our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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