yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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