but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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