Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
