That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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