He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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