I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We need to rekindle our bromance
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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