Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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