i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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