I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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