Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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